Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: Tell me some of the best, worst, lamest pick up lines you’ve ever used or had used on you.
Just a matter of interest.
Answer: I have a confession to make… I’ve never used stupid, crappy or lame pickup lines… But I have used every single good, solid, and intelligent, common sense line in existence. Here’s a few for an example (they all work, all the time):
- Hey, I hope I’m not interrupting you, I just wanted to say I think you’re cute. [if its a random girl that didn't invite you ahead of time or give you a signal]
- Hi, Nice to meet you [If she invited you by staring at you and doing the eye-game thing]
- Hey, how you guys doing [A group of girls at a social place, like a house party]
Basically anything that gauges the situation. Social vs. not-social and invited vs. non-invited.
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Best pick up line (or ice breaker) i’ve ever come across is to ask for an opinion on something..
When you open with a pick up line the girl instantly starts thinking ‘jeez, when’s this guy going to leave’..
Whereas saying ‘Can get a quick female opinion on something’ and then ‘do skinny jeans make a guy look gay?’. Something like that, she’ll probably end up chatting to you for the next 5 minutes, and you don’t end up looking like an idiot.
You can ask for an opinion on anything, and even if you used a chat up line you’d have to follow it up with conversation. So the example above is probably a far better option.
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here’s a couple i’ve heard and my friends have heard
i don’t wanna impress you or anything but i’m batman !!
i think you’re in the wrong place.. miss universe pageant is over there!
you’re eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.. wanna see?
lame i knoww!
My friend said he used this when he was wasted at the bars
“Let’s play rock paper scissors, loser kisses the winner.”
Didn’t work so well.
Your clothes look great, do you know where they would look better? In my bedroom floor
well i just walk aruond with my winky out and that draws attention
i wanna feel my abs?
they feel, they touch, one thing leads to another then… BAM! they want u
“Cindy, cindy… o, I thought you were my childhood sweetheart.” I’m like aww…