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Question:
I have heard outragous pick up lines over the years, (such as: Girl you so sweet I got a tooth ache.) but I still cannot believe anyone is actually lame enough to use them. Do they? What have you heard used?
Full points to the best pickup line (and by best I mean corniest)
Answer:
“Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”
“How do you like you eggs in the morning, scrambled or fetilized?”
“Do you wash yout pants with windex, ’cause I can see myself in them”
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Someone call the cops, this girl just stole my heart… soooooooooooo lame…
but to be honest, the cornier the pick up line the more it will get my attention… i think it's cute
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dO YOU HAVE A MAP? i JUST KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES!
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hey baby i lost my number can i have urs?? lol
and baby ur so hott ur hotter than hell… lame i know… lol
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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Girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
You must be really hot cuz your the only ten-I-see.
Your blue eyes are like a sea and I'm lost in them.
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Personal Experience
i just get "WOW YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY BLUE EYES AND A NICE SMILE"
and then guys think i haven't heard it b4 and think they can take me home its kinda sick…and its most of the time guys in their 30's or older and im 19
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Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
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Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind allll day!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"
"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about… 5 cents."
"You're like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
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A man sitting next to me chatted a bit telling me about his vacation, then asked me to come to his place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
He then continued on,,,,, stating his place was a room at a dive motel!!!!!!! Me I sat there and started laughing so hard I just could not control myself,,,,, he then said,,,, don't laugh at me,,,, I apologized then disappeared to the restroom to finish laughing…….
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"Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
"How do you like you eggs in the morning, scrambled or fetilized?"
"Do you wash yout pants with windex, 'cause I can see myself in them"
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I heard guy say "Girl you look like cheesecake with stawberry draining down of it" or "Girl when you smile you light up my world"
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A guy grabs his groin and say to a girl,, "You scare of this little thing"
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People have a thing for my long brown curly hair.. for whatever reason they tend to touch it, tell me it's beautiful, and then ask if it's real.
as for pick up lines my favorite was already stated
him: how much does a polar bear weigh?
me: enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Britt.
I think he was shocked he never got to finish the punchline but we laughed it off and had a good conversation.
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c a girl standin…..
approach her and tell her ur her now sorry i mad u wait……….
works for me always..maybe cos im sexy?
not a girl out there i cant get……im a genious